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Ug! Woman!! *Thwak* Cave: Check
Fire: Check
Mammoth to eat: Check
Finger-painting on the wall showing me clubbing mammoth in the balls: Check
Woman: .........

Time to put on my best loin-cloth and venture out into the wilds in search of a buxom beauty.
I am 6'1, swm, in my 30's and attractive with a slim athletic build.
I am British; stupid accent and surreal sense of humour included. (Yeah, an extra U. I went there.)
I have a quick wit and a cheeky charm. I definitely don't take life too seriously.
I am a creative person. I am lucky to have a very successful creative career that I pinch myself about every day.
I love live music. Listening, writing and recording. That is not my chosen career though.

So, what is this dashing gentleman doing posting here? I'm looking for something very specific and so the wider I cast the net the sooner I'll find what I'm looking for. I'm only interested in speaking to a woman that fits all of these criteria. Actually, I'll happily chat with anyone who responds but I'll be fussier regarding romantic interests. There are plenty of fun and attractive girls in the local bars if I wasn't looking for the perfect match.

I'm looking for a young creative woman. One that still clings to her dreams and would rather lose her arms than let go. These are by far the most important criteria; youth and passionate creative dreams. When you reply please tell me all about the insanely ambitious creative dreams you've got brewing in your brain. Bots don't have dreams so it will help filter them out too.

Secondly, she needs to be a bouncy spirit. The kind of person that puts a smile on the face of everyone who gets to spend time with her. Empathy is vital too. Have fun without bringing others down. Play fair. Deserve to be happy.

Thirdly, and not surprisingly, she needs to be attractive. To me at least. It seems I have very diverse tastes though so I'm definitely not discounting any races, shapes or styles.

Next up...she needs to be a bit of a social chameleon. Capable of mingling with (nice) people from almost all walks of life.

Finally, she needs to be willing to relocate; eventually. I live elsewhere in the US. Having recently moved to the states I'm planning to spend weekends exploring a few different states and this is one of them. If we get along over email and IM then we can take those opportunities to get in some dates. I'm in the fortunate financial position that such travel extravagance will not be a problem but eventually you'll have to relocate if this is going to work. I can make that easy but I also understand exactly what it's like to relocate and leave behind friends and family. On that note...you should also be open to living in foreign countries in the more distant and unknown future.

Go on, reply. I dare ya.

"There's times that I'm a dreamer and fly too near the sun. If you have the wings then follow me and see our hope shining on."

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