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Warning: This is what happens when you have internet access in class and the teacher babbles on about everything but the subject....enjoy! haha
Buenos Dias, Buon Giorno et Bon après-midi! To be or not to be? Never mind that, it's time to tell you a little bit about me.
I love a sense of humor and always try to be funny; even though I know, girls only dig cars and money wink/jk. A musical aficionado with an ear for everything; play the guitar, drums and I think the bass, oh yeah, and I kinda like to sing.
As a student life was never dull because there was always lack of sleep; parties here, a midterm there, rinse, lather and repeat. The Hornets taught me liberal studies, the Bruins advanced my foreign tongue; As a Golden Eagle I'm developing my knack for Business and currently have my own entrepreneurial enterprise to run.
Many'o hobby I doth have, from writing, reading, running, or battling for air hockey supremacy; I can even be found often in the "Wind of Storm" or "Bluffin' Thunder" for those of you able to figure out what I mean ;-)
Honest, Loyal, Entertaining and Witty; a perfect mix between BIG and Aiden..you know from that show...something and the City.
Whether you're seeking A) the Athlete B) the Musician C) the Comic D) the Bookworm or E) All of the above; My hands are warm no matter what you choose, because they all fit me like a glove. I can fit any style in any place, hang with any groove at any pace.
As a sailor I saw the entire world, and even learned a language or two; for four years I stuffed the Admiral’s belly with a plethora of Europe’s greatest food. I don’t practice Santeria and I ain’t got no crystal ball; but I’ll take a good book and some java, not too much though, my bladders a little small...darn.
Pet peeves are rare but in this case, one I have, I hate to say; is when drivers fail to raise the courtesy hand, when you give them the obvious right of way! Grrr…
(Raising fist in cartoon like fashion out the window*)
Ain’t looking for Drama, Ain’t looking for Babys Mama, So if you’re uptight, got ex-issues or say therapist required; Like the Apprentice, I’m the Donald and have no choice but to say...girly, I'm sorry but...
“Yur’ fired!”
~Antonius
Okay seriously for a moment....what with school, work and running a business I hardly find time to go out or meet anyone. I'm pretty picky about who I'll share my extra time with. I'd like someone EASY to get along with, fun, someone who laughs a lot (I make a lot of stupid jokes/puns, and say dorky things but will always return the sentiment! lol), someone who's energetic, witty, intellectual, mature and more energetic! Lastly if you don't like nerds, geeks, or dorks DO NOT EMAIL ME. We won't get along, I don't care how hot you are. ;-) Now, SMILE CUZ I SAID SO!
NOTE* Don't ask for more photos unless you want a picture of my butt mooning the camera. Deal with what you got... if it helps, I'm way uglier in person. But my mom still thinks I'm handsome so that's all that matters. LASTLY IF YOU DO RESPOND, PLEASE ATTACH MORE THAN ONE PHOTO! NO PHOTO = NO RESPONSE. THANKS!
Okay 20 minutes left in class! I'm out!
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