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Wish List part deux Well first of all thanks to everyone who replied to my first ad. But that brings me to my first topic. I believe I have failed to
sufficiently narrow my focus. Rather than unnecessarily precluding some wonderful woman with a clumsy attempt to apply unwarranted
prejudice, I'll just list a few things here that I received in response to my first ad:

1. couples that want to "share" (I appreciate your offer, but it's just not my style)
2. married women (I'm old fashioned I guess)
3. copy-paste artists (please don't paste a canned reply into an email, or I shall reply in kind with a hand selected excerpt of erotic Justin Bieber fan fiction*)
4. random guys trying to sell me things

*I don't write fan fiction but I can find some on the internet. Although I have nearly no standards at this point in my life, I still
have some small amount of pride.

Also the following just isn't going to work, even though I haven't heard from any of these yet:

1. No women that look like they belong on Jersey Shore, because I believe they, and those like them, are all that is wrong with the world.
2. No "morning people" who wake up all cheerful and refuse to accept the soul crushing reality of modern life. It's annoying, and it's immoral.
3. No women that have one of those "I [heart] my [dog breed]" stickers on their cars. I love dogs too, but dammit let's have some decorum.
4. No "crazy" girls. Let me explain this one. If you're genuinely mentally ill, that's fine. Maybe even desirable depending on individual diagnosis. I'm talking about these awful people who aspire to be zany and offbeat.
5, No Large, Curvy, Fluffy, or BBW women. I dont have a problem with a few extra pounds, but I work out and try to keep myself in shape to not only keep myself healthy, but also because I want my future Significant Other will have someone pleasing to look at. All I ask is that you hopefully feel the same.

Some of you have asked me if these ads are real. Yes, they're real. Very real. Maybe too real. This is the IMAX 3D of personal ads, a
little bit gimmicky and there's some awful snot-nosed kid sitting behind you kicking the back of your chair. But unlike an IMAX movie
these ads have nothing to do with meerkats, dinosaurs, or the Amazon jungle. Want me to prove it? It's was absolutely freezing last week during the night, rained Friday and most of Saturday. Today was GORGEOUS!

As always, prompt replies guaranteed. Dissatisfaction 50-89% guaranteed.
And if you'd throw in a photo, I would be grateful.

Looking forward to hearing from you!!

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