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Brain held hostage by Eight Is Enough Theme Song I'm not looking for the perfect girl.
(Just the perfect one for me.)

Someone who is quirky, and good humored and smart.
Eager to please me in every way, much like a barefoot
slave-girl in a Cecile B. Demille bible epic.

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I'm into :

-Hot strong coffee.... the amusing house wine.

-Being read-to while I am manfully executing home-improvement projects
David Sedaris, Anne Tyler, Garrison Keillor, old biographies...

-Movies like When Harry Met Sally...It's A Wonderful Life...Moonstruck

-Killing a rainy Sunday watching tivoed back-log of guilty pleasure tv shows

-Taking a walk where it's beautiful

-Music written and performed by heroin addicts.

-Women of softer, rounder proportions.

-Making an effort with some cardio every now and then...

-Getting teary-eyed over Hallmark commercials

-Being worshiped and pleased with hedonistic relish

-Bellowing along with Rolling Stones with windows rolled down

-Overly smart chick who revels in her own intellectual snobbery.
(and therefore requires occasional spanking.)

-A monday-level crossword. (I still tend to require a nap halfway through)

-Dancing

-Flaws & Weaknesses: .....check this out.....None, except sensitivity to light due to a
childhood injury. I sometimes squint as a result.

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Some Quirks...( yes even more...)

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-Love Frank Sinatra, Judy Garland.

-Love doing dishes...(relaxing)

-Love movies where a flustered girl leaves an awkward message on
guy-she-likes's answering machine.

-Love anti-social goth teens who scowl at passers-by whilst hanging
out at renaissance-fair funnel cake booth.

-Love movies where lonely girl eats ice cream straight from carton...
(note to Hollywood people...please make more movies like this.)

-Hate weeding yard...(too tedious and futile) But will read my book nearby
while you do it.

-Like to eat jello when feeling throw-uppy. (can you make jello?)

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Special Skills

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can almost de-seal Delmonte single-serving fruit cup without
spilling all over self and/or others.

Simply put:
I am a good-natured, dependable geek who requires the
attentions of an articulate, affectionate female.

PS: To anyone wishing to respond:
Help me believe you are real by sending a picture.
No links, chatrooms, websites...
Love, Chris

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