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Better living through adultery... m4w I almost titled this ad "Man Leaves Brain in Jar", but I was afraid it would send out the wrong sort of message, like, I'm some sort of ghoul looking for my next meal and would you like to meet me for lunch somewhere. But aside from a slightly whacked sense of the absurd, I'm almost completely normal. How to point out that, yeah, this is probably not the smartest stunt I've ever attempted to pull off? I guess the thing to do is just come right out and say so.

So. . . um. I guess I just did. :)

But this is much too early in the ad to get so far off track. Here we go, then:

As I so vaguely implied in the title, I'm a married man who's looking to have an affair. No need to tell me this is wrong, or bad, or I'm going to hell. I already know that. I have absolutely no **GOOD** reason to be doing this, and there's probably going to be some awful Karmic pay back, like I'll be completely incontinent and wearing diapers when I'm . I tend to view music as a litmus test to categorize personalities. Yeah, I know. . .

If you like NASCAR and drinking a six pack while watching the football game, we have nothing in common. Really. I'd prefer to discuss religion or politics over a good Cabernet. Oh, and speaking of drinking, I've known my share of heavy drinkers. If you're the neighborhood party poodle, like your hard liquor and getting your barf on, drive through please. There's nothing here for you. The bottom line with all that is, I'm not looking for the typical late 40 something beer drinking, classic album rock listening girl. One last thing. . . No one "large" please. It's not personal; it's just not a good fit.

So, if you choose to respond, please included the following:

* A face picture -- preferably yours. No pic? Don't panic! All will be forgiven if your reply is a good read.
* A brief description of yourself
* Some sort of commentary to indicate that you actually read this ad.

Ok, yeah. . . So I guess I've just about run out of inspiring things to say to entice you into writing. If you're bright, witty, attractive, have a well developed sense of humor, and just happen to be scouring CL looking for an affair, send me a note. At best, this could turn out to be a whole lot of fun. At worst, you'll have wasted a few minutes and horribly inconvenienced an extraordinarily large number of electrons. What have you got to lose?

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