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Looking for a "nerdy" girl Hi. I'm looking for a "nerdy" girl. Call me old fashion...or a nerd, but I've about had it with women that are covered head to toe in tattoos, cus like sailors and dress like prostitutes. I know there are a lot of guys looking for the Barbie bimbo, and that's cool, but it's just never done it for me. I like. . .I like. . .well I know I don't like that. I like a smart, nerdy, natural girl.

I thought this would be easy but, because I'm here on Craigslist, I'm obviously beginning to wonder if this kind of woman even exists anymore?

About you - I would be great if you love (or at least like) to read/discuss books and movies. You love to talk about silly things like where space ends or whether or not the human race will catch-up with technology before we destroy ourselves. You like going for long walks under the stars holding hands like we all did when we were young. You believe that being best friends is a main ingredient of intimacy and LOVE to snuggle. Or none of these specific things but you understand what I mean...except the snuggle part. That's a deal breaker for me.

About me - I grew up here but have spent most of my life in LA working in the movie biz. I'm a writer with "great potential" according to my agent. I did just option a script again so I'm feeling pretty good right now. I'm also working on getting a TV show up that follows Mayor Bell but that's currently on hold until next pilot season. I'm basiy very much like the "About you" thing I wrote. Man I suck at this sell yourself stuff. It makes me feel like I'm a big braggart. Got an idea. If you get to the end of this and are still somehow interested, I'll send some links to stuff that describe me better than I can and/or will. Deal?

Bad things about me -I blew much of my life savings on a pedal boat business down by The Docks that totally failed. So I might be pretty stupid? But for a while there I got to see a lot of stressed out people/families laughing and loving life so it was pretty much worth it. And I'll make it back so consider me an optimist. I smoke when I'm stressed. I believe there is a home remedy for any aliment (Note to self: there's not). I have that snuggling addiction. I write Craigslist personals that are way to damn long and probably way to revealing. Back to the pretty stupid I think? I aspire to become a white hat hacker someday but I can't completely figure out MS Office 2010 so maybe it's just a dream.

Me physiy - I'm six foot, thin-ish and healthy as I want to be. I have, blue-ish eyes, dark hair that's kinda long for a Midwest guy and I love to let it be all messy sometimes. When I look homeless people leave me alone. I have giant feet and hands which look kind of odd on a thin frame. . .but I'm strong as an ox. Wait. . .how strong is an ox? I think I better rescind that comment and go with. . .hmm. . .I'm stronger than meerkat!!! Sorry to all the meerkats reading this. Please don't bite me. Oh wait. . .I'm attaching a picture. Back to pretty stupid again? I'm the guy with the blue Toledo shirt. I better block out my friends face. He may not want to be any part of this train wreck.

You physiy -- I think I'm pretty easy here. I'd prefer if you like to go without make-up or at least not a lot of make-up. I hate the way it tastes. Stop laughing. I'm serious. I like shorter girls a lot. There's a reason but it would be inappropriate for me to explain it here. . .or maybe anywhere...but it's true. I like cute over beautiful if that makes any sense. I think the weight to height thing is overrated but not super overrated. Bottom-line is if you're happy with you, I'm much more likely to be happy with you.

Are you still reading this diatribe? Oh man. Maybe I found you then. . .finally? If so, for the love of all that's good and right, write me. I've been looking for you everywhere. Now this next part is important and it is appropriate to put down here. See, if you've ever posted anything here then you know that you get spammed a lot and/or approached by hookers. (Oh, add that to my "About you" list. Sorry, no hookers please. . .or Russian mail order brides). Or maybe women don't get that kind of spam? I don't think the "cum (sic) look at my naked pictures" would work on women like it does for most guys. . .but what do I know. So back to the point. You have to attach a picture and you have to write something about Toledo that only a Toledoan would know. Hopefully that will help me avoid a million "Buy Viagra" and much worse spams showing up in my inbox.

So that's it. Feel free to ask me anything. I still have a lot of that LA casual floating around in my blood. Oh..another add. You should like to travel because I go back to LA a lot and would love to tour guide a cool, nerdy, natural Toledo girl around that crazy city.

Thanks for reading my mini-novel personal ad. I hope you had as much fun reading it as I did writing it.

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