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help me defeat the grumpiness I'm looking for somebody who enjoys the awful things in life. Rusted out, broken cars. Painfully loud, abrasive heavy metal. The smell of smoke. David Lynch films. Dirty, wrinkly flannel. Impossibly dark beer. Terrible and offensive jokes. Lack of sleep. Mangy ol' dogs. These are a few of my favorite things, that should tell you something about me. If you enjoy any number of these things (or similar crap) then I'm confident we'll have enough in common to forge something worthwhile.

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Take Me Out :) I'm looking for someone to take me out and see a movie, someone who just wants to hang out and have a good time. Who knows where things may go, I'm a little bit bigger, and I'm a little shy at first. If you would like to go see a movie, message me and I'll let ya know where to pick me up :) So guys 19-24 put Movie in the subject and your pic will get mine :)

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