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I'm going to be perfectly honest: I'm not certain of what I'm looking for. I've done serious dating and slightly more casual dating and I'm not sure what I'm up for next. Heartbreak can do that to you, but no worries, I'm not one of those "I'm so damaged" types. Just more cautious. Perhaps wise?
About me: I'm a graduate student. I walk/run/hobble 4 miles a day, but I'm not some slender Greek Goddess who is above the height/weight proportional peons of the universe. I think I am height/weight proportional or, at the very least, I'm not fat. I read books, big ones. I kind of like the outdoors, but not obsessively and I hate bugs a lot, so don't expect our first meeting to be atop a mountain or in a marsh. I have badass short hair. I tend to curse. I own a motorcycle. I'm punctual. I hate Thai food, I love Italian. I am actually very funny, I'm currently entertaining the thought of being a stand-up comedian as a hobby. I wear pants. 5'8" blonde hair, green eyes, I've been ed good-looking, I have one dimple and an amazing smile (not my own words on that last one, I hear it all the time). I'm astonishingly traditional for being "one of those homosexuals": I'll open doors for you, you'll hold my arm or vice versa as we walk down the street, I don't like excessive PDA and I don't believe in dating multiple people at once.
About you: This is where I may come off as a jerk, but if it offends you, please don't send me hate mail. I know what kind of girl would interest me and it'd be unfair to market myself to anyone that I would only be leading on. I hope this is understandable. I need someone smart and with genuine goals. I'm talking at least a Bachelor's degree or certification in some kind of specific field. Yes, it's mean, but education is that important to me. I consider genuine goals as those that are career and education-oriented. Your goals need not be the same as mine. I want you to be an individual, so if your only dream is to get married, we will most likely not be compatible. I like girls who are height/weight proportional and around my age (no teens, please). I prefer 5'6" and up, but height is something that is not an instant deal-breaker. Please no vampire fetish types, or those who will criticize my inconsistent ability to recycle, citing my need to protect the Earth. I care about the Earth, I promise, but you know those militant types who roll their eyes at plastics and attack those who won't go vegan? I can't deal with that. Please no dudes, no couples, no experimenters, or in-the-closet girls. Been there, done some of that (I'm a gold star lesbian, no man has sailed these seas!). No drugs, no diseases...the same goes for me, by the way.
About the possible us: It'd start slow and simple. If I like your email, I'll respond and then we'll chat, maybe Skype. Then we'd exchange numbers, talk a bit. Then meet up for a low-pressure meal or coffee and see what happens from there. As for pictures, no pressure to instantly give one up, but feel free to if you're comfortable with that. The most important factors about you are education, goals and health. If I think your dreams are inspiring, I will be turned on. If you eat Twinkies for every meal of the day, I'll feel sad for you and that just isn't a good foundation for a relationship. I promise that I will not lead anyone on, that I will be up-front about my intentions as we move forward and as I figure them out. This could be casual, this could be serious. Or it could just be friendship. It all depends on how we fit together.
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