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Up for an Adventure If you like doing things of the moment, totally crazy ideas to road trip to middle of nowhere just to check out a cool sunrise from on top of a mountain, then I am the guy for you. I am always up for doing something fun, and will do most anything (even dance) I love to ski, wakeboard, go backpacking, love to run. I have the coolest dog who loves to run with me. I have a job, my own truck, and have some college education and want to go back as soon as the timing works out. I'm always on the go lately, but at the end of the day I like to snuggle up on the couch and watch or read a book. I'm looking for someone who likes an adventure as well and is an active and educated person. Some one who is sweet and kind with a good sense of humor. If this sounds like you me back, telling me a little about yourself. Add something about Spokane so I know you are real, and please add more than 2 sentences. And if there is anything else you want to know about me feel free to ask!

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Looking for a Happy, Eligible Woman I am seeking a fit woman for a LTR. I am in excellent shape myself. I would like to meet a woman that has similar interests, is close to my age and from the beginning great conversation just flows. The things that interest me change constantly. Sometimes I need new experiences but can be just as happy repeating familiar ones with the right person. I would like to chat and exchange PICS with any interested, happy woman. Please send me something about yourself and a PIC .

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Wanted: People who don't piss me off m4w I'm looking for someone that doesn't piss me off with stupid shit to say. I guess I'm alone in this world, or people deal with Jerrys' kids all too often.

If you've never said or done any of the following, please feel free to email me! No fat chicks please.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their fat ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No you fucking salad tosser, I paid 10 bucks to come to the movies and stare at the fucking floor. God damnit.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer? Unless you found the fountain of youth, and it was up Oprahs ass.

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, you knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate, you fuck stick.

12. McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It's has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger get blank looks..........Well, I'll get a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fuckin McTosser.

13. When you involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be on my way.

14. When people say 'can I borrow a piece of paper I'll get you back' It's one god damn piece of paper you fucking retard, I don't want it back.

So if you've never said anything like that in the past, feel free to email me. I'd love to meet you and give you a high 5.

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