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1) You have to bathe, shave, and dress (in different CLEAN) clothes daily. This area is so granola-fied that I can't hardly stand it. I like a clean cut man.
2) Have your shit together. I am a new transplant..so I'm still figuring my shit out. However, one of us has to..so there.
3) Be sane. I've dated some men that frankly are more emotional than a 13 yr old girl. I like a deep cerebral connection, but I can't give you every waking moment of my time.
4) Be secure. I'm a good looking girl, have been for a long time.. I know what I want. If it's you..smile..cus no other even gets a second look.
5) Like kids. NOT negotiable.
6) Eat meat. I'm a red blooded American who eats meat, cooks bacon with breakfast, and will not eat Kale. Tyvm. I'm not a giant fatty either.. I just like good food.
7) Be brilliant, or close to it. Oh hell, at minimum be handy..
8) If you kept reading thus far, you should probably write..because I obviously intrigue you.
9) Be romantic..and yeah, it would still get you ass here.(pending you meet the aforementioned requirements) I appreciate the efforts..and that is what you're after yeah?
10) If you can give a decent massage without poking my ribs with your erection, you may be considered first!


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