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Good looking Man wanting a good woman 2 treat me right&have good time Tired of all these fake lying women.. Just want a real woman thats faithful.. I go by the motto "treat others as you want to be treated"... send me a pic and if u want ur cell number and i might text you. ive never done anything like this and just wanted to see where it ends up... never know till you try....

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Angry, bitter man seeks woman to abuse in place of self Bitter, poisonous man seeks woman for LTR, so the transference of bad feelings from past relationships can continue to be spread throughout the world.

I tried to build a giant Heartbreak Ray, but the crystals I needed to make it work were really expensive and Folgers' Crystals are just nasty.

Seriously,.I have a solid 17 year history of dating and marrying women (well, I married one woman, one time) and then making them unfit for further dating with my baggage and insecurity. I've been single for something like 8 months and need to find someone that is willing to sacrifice happy and content singlehood for a relationship with me. (I'll wreck whatever functional romantic relationships you might have, too, if you want. Just don't let the ex beat me up). Be prepared for an addictive rollercoaster of repressed emotion, breakup makeup, and "Rachel used to do that WAY better than you!" comments as we slalom perilously between potentially normal relationships in search of a healthy relationship that can never be!!

I won't hit you, because then I can make you look like the bad guy when it's all over, but I will verbally abuse you and make stuff up all the time. Be prepared, as I'm quite creative and don't have a single healthy outlet for all the emotional energy I carry. If you love a challenge that's way worse than that one jigsaw puzzle that is plain black on both sides and has no edge pieces, take me on! I guarantee you'll never win!

Prefer that you be 5'9" plus, as I'll be crying on your shoulder a whole lot, and I'm 6'2". You need to be fit so that I can love your body while hating you, thusly enabling commentary to my friends like, "Dude, I'd leave here, but she's so hot!" Also, you need to respect yourself enough to impress me (No room for TWO needy people in this relationship!), but don't be too self-respectful; the dysfunction is ruined if you leave my pathetic ass.

Please send tasteful nude photographs to me along with your resume and a recent, clean STD report. Nude photographs while you were high and/or drunk are perfectly acceptable, as you'll be needing lots of therapeutic meds and foods when I am done with you.

I can't wait!

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