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Mercury Pizza Girl Who Works on Friday Evenings m4w Dear Girl who answers and handles cashier at Mercury Pizza on Friday night;

I am writing you to ask for your father's number so that I might ask him for his daughter's hand. I know, I know, we don't know each other save for a few exchanges of money for pizza, but I have seen your hand, and I think I want to hold it.

You have a radiant smile and an amazing butt (but I mean that in a Holy way of course. Praise be!)

I have flirted with you, very mildly. And now I want to take our romance to the next level by posting this ad. Otherwise I will have to keep buying pizza on Friday. But I have to admit that the pizza I ordered last Friday came out under-cooked and a bit doughy. Though I did not care. I will order more pizzas and give them away if that's what you need for this to work (for us to work).

I do love pizza though. And Mercury Pizza is arguably the best in town.

Anyhow, I have to go now. I can not sit here all day and flirt with the hope that Mercury Pizza girl will even read this.

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No Idiots Please m4w I've been answering lots of ad.
one of you are too young and shouldn't be here!
some of you are hookers?
and the rest of you seem to be cops that think I'm stupid enough to go for your hooker or teenager tricks.
I don't need a man either.

I hoped to find a real person out here for some real fun and excitement in our lives.
I'm still a gentlemen and will not change that.

don't answer my ad if you're going to try to set me up for some stupid TV show trick.
you cops really suck. because when I meet someone that might be real, I don't believe them, and they get offended.

if you're a cop or a hooker, don't bother,
but if you're real and looking to be a spoiled mistress - send me a pic and a little info about you.
thanks

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In town Thursday Night through Sunday Looking for some company Thursday through Sunday. Lets meet up in a public and see where it goes. You must provide a Face and Clothed Body . Put Labor Day Fun in the subject line to let me know you are real. I am in my early 30s looking for NSA fun with someone that is attractive (most importantly in the face). Clean and well groomed you must be also. D&D Free I have broad , tall, more muscular build. Good looking face. Married, Single or Separated is fine. 22-40 Morning, Afternoon, Early Evening or After Midnight. Working from 7-12 midnight each day. Be patient in the reply maybe we can have a nice weekend!

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